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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Parody |  | Author: Wade Parker
Category: eBooks
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Sales Rank: 102105
Format: Kindle eBook
Language: English (Published)
Media: Kindle Edition
Pages: 22
Number Of Items: 1
ASIN: B005FI619G
Publication Date: August 1, 2011
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Product Description
Famed Swedish journalist Mikael Blöhärdt is called to solve a nearly 40 year old mystery by Swedish Meatball Mogul Henrik Wanker. Along for the ride is Lisbeth Salamander, famed computer hacker and Pippi Longstocking look-alike.
This 40 page parody takes on the Stieg Larssonn phenomenon, mystery-thrillers, and "the girl":
"Tell me more about her, Gustaf. I want to know what makes her tick."
"She weighs about 62 pounds or 28.1227269 kilograms as we say here in Sweden, although we wouldn't really say it in English unless this was a story written primarily for English readers."
"Go on."
"Very skinny, smallish breasts, bony legs, knocked knees, flaming orange hair when she doesn't have it dyed. Many body piercings and tattoos. Never smiles. Bad teeth. Underarm hair, also orange. Sometimes has some pretty bad gas. It's the whole package that fits together well. Most men find her attractive."
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Blöhärdt and the girl solve some old mysteries along the way including what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, and who is really buried in Elvis's grave at Graceland.
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